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D.T. Tucker's Obessus: Lord of the Buffet is an utterly wild, unhinged, and absolutely hilarious ride that takes the concept of food fights to an epic, intergalactic level. When the nefarious vegetable overlord Espearagas declares war on flavor itself – banning sides, sauces, and the sacred second helping – an unlikely hero emerges: Obessus. This isn't your typical protagonist; Obessus is a slam-powered snack warrior fueled by rice balls, a glowing belly, and an insatiable appetite for justice.
Book Description
When the evil vegetable overlord Espearagas declares war on flavor, banning sides, sauces, and second helpings, only one unlikely hero dares to rise…
Obessus—a slam-powered snack warrior armed with nothing but rice balls, a glowing belly, and an appetite for justice.
Joined by Sailor Soda, the elite Muffin Ninjas, and the emotionally unstable Conflicted Tomato, Obessus must battle salad syndicates, corrupted food factions, and the forbidden power of the Spork Eternal—all while uncovering his true identity as the legendary Lord of the Buffet.
From underground pudding battles to intergalactic portion patrols, this wildly unhinged, food-fueled adventure blends epic battles with explosive belly flops, snack-powered showdowns, and one dangerously emotional zucchini named Zach.
The buffet has declared war.
And Obessus is bringing lunch.
About D.T. Tucker
D.T. Tucker writes psychological thrillers that drag readers into the depths of identity, obsession, and twisted morality. Known for intense pacing and jaw-dropping reveals, Tucker’s debut, Shadow’s Game, is a mind-warping descent into psychological warfare—where no one escapes untouched.
But Tucker’s imagination doesn’t stay locked in the dark.
In a completely different universe, Tucker is also the creator of Obesseus, a chaotic, food-fueled children’s series that blends comedy, adventure, and a whole lot of carbs.
From brain-bending horror to laugh-out-loud absurdity, D.T. Tucker writes to leave a mark—whether it’s a scar or a smile.
Twisting minds by day. Feeding chaos by night.
My Thoughts
D.T. Tucker's Obessus: Lord of the Buffet is an utterly wild, unhinged, and absolutely hilarious ride that takes the concept of food fights to an epic, intergalactic level. When the nefarious vegetable overlord Espearagas declares war on flavor itself – banning sides, sauces, and the sacred second helping – an unlikely hero emerges: Obessus. This isn't your typical protagonist; Obessus is a slam-powered snack warrior fueled by rice balls, a glowing belly, and an insatiable appetite for justice.
The premise alone is enough to make you grin, but Tucker’s execution is what truly makes this book shine. Obessus is joined by a fantastic cast of culinary champions, including the bubbly Sailor Soda, the stealthy Muffin Ninjas, and the wonderfully dramatic Conflicted Tomato. Together, they face off against formidable foes like salad syndicates and corrupted food factions, all while Obessus slowly uncovers his destiny as the legendary Lord of the Buffet.
This book is packed with epic battles that involve everything from explosive belly flops to snack-powered showdowns. You’ll find yourself laughing out loud at the sheer absurdity and creativity of the scenarios, from underground pudding battles to intergalactic portion patrols. And let’s not forget Zach, the dangerously emotional zucchini, who adds another layer of comedic brilliance.
Obessus: Lord of the Buffet is a gloriously silly and action-packed adventure that never takes itself too seriously. If you're looking for a book that will make you laugh, fill you with unexpected joy, and leave you craving a second helping of its unique brand of humor, then pull up a chair. The buffet has declared war, and Obessus is definitely bringing lunch – and a whole lot of fun.
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